One to Rule them all... - The Lord of the OS

  • :D Hab ich gerade im Internet gefunden...


    Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we
    were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my
    PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed
    him the Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave
    oven and turned it on. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had
    become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.'
    After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a
    close
    look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it
    seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything,
    but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, an
    inscription finer than anything I had ever seen before. The inscription
    shone
    piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a
    great depth:

    12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092OF923A40EElOE5 I OCC98D444AA08EI
    'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said in a timid voice.
    'No but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but
    the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in
    common English this is what it says:
    One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
    One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

    It is only two lines from a verse long known in System-lore:
    "Three OS's from corporate-kings in their towers of glass,
    Seven from valley-lords where orchards used to grow,
    Nine from dotcoms doomed to die,
    One from the Dark Lord Gates on his dark throne
    In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.
    One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
    One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
    In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie."


    nicht zu ernst nehmen... :wink:

  • *rofl* Da fällt mir dieses zu ein: This is Unix land! In quiet nights you can hear Windows machines reboot. :lol:

  • voll lustig ^^


    dazu fällt mir folgendes wieder ein:


    Windows Unser


    Vater Microsoft,
    der Du bist auf der Festplatte,
    geheiligt sei Dein Windows,
    Dein Update komme,
    Dein Bugfix geschehe,
    wie in Windows
    als auch in Office.
    Unser täglich MSN
    gib uns heute,
    und vergib uns
    unsere Raubkopien,
    so wie wir vergeben
    unserer Telekom.
    Und führe uns nicht zu IBM,
    sondern erlöse uns von OS/2
    denn Dein ist das DOS und
    das Windows und NT
    in Ewigkeit
    ENTER.
    :wink: